Archive for October, 2005

less for self.

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005

It’s amazing how a country can feel so good about themselves and so intensively support the relief effort to clean up Hurricane Katrina. and then one month later, 30,000 people die in a nameless, unknown, dirt poor place somewhere in another part of the world, and not a word is mentioned about them. there is no benefit concert, no celebrity outreach, no famous rapper to say that the government hates south asians, and no little icon to click on your favorite website. i can’t understand it.

i’m not saying that one tragedy is more severe than another, that one life is more valued than another. and im sure my views will be disagreed upon by someone, somewhere. but one has to admit that the katrina fervor that followed that tragedy, and the silence that followed the pakistani hurricane are astounding. some people don’t even know that an earthquake hit. when katrina hit, it was the front page of cnn.com for at least 2 weeks straight. this earthquake was on for the weekend, and replaced soon thereafter, when more fashionable news was found.

how can it be that in such a short amount of time, after such a huge outpouring of support and aid, this country can say, ‘ok now back to ordinary life again.’ its as if the whole giving and relief process quickly became played out.

the late response to the people of new orleans and now with the south asian earthquake, we are shown that the poor of this world are invisible. especially to those in the first world. to this country, our own poverty is invisible to the point where they can be ignored or turned away from. but even moreso, the poor of the third world don’t even exist. theyre just words on paper.

here is a link to places to donate: Quake Aid
even if you don’t work or you’re “broke”, you could fast the next mcdonalds meal and send $5 there. every little bit helps. learn to donate while you’re young; early and often.

cfc is yfc is gk. and gk is less for self, more for others, enough for all

DC Drivers

Tuesday, October 4th, 2005

as anyone who’s ever been on the phone with me knows, i hate driving in dc/md/va. hate it. its not that the traffic is that bad. i mean its bad, but its not chicago. its not that the roads are bad. i mean, theyre bad but its not newark. the fact is, people in dc just absolutely cannot drive. they can’t. and i hate it.

so in keeping with the old addage, “if you can’t beat em, join em”, ive prepared a list of 10 tips that will help you fit into the dc driving scene. follow them, and you’ll even more thoroughly enjoy your tour of chocolate city’s hershey highways!

1. if you need to switch lanes, DO NOT AT ANY TIME use your signal. it will only confuse yourself and those around you. the proper action is to simply turn into the next lane without looking.

2. if your car breaks down, leave it. pull over to the side of the road and leave it there forever. someone will be by shortly to place a bright orange sticker on your vehicle. it will remain there for 3 months.

3. right lanes are always the passing lanes. left lanes are for driving 10 mph under the speed limit, no matter what the posted limit is. even if its 10.

4. if someone signals and passes in front of you for any reason, no matter how close or far they are from your vehicle, get mad. they have no right to be in front of you at any time. pass them on the right, then cut them off, the whole while staring menacingly at the other driver.

5. roll your window up by the naval research facility. it stinks.

6. always use your cellphone when making turns, backing up, parking, k-turning, or coming off a ramp onto a highway. do not pay attention to the road or other drivers. do not use an earpiece, they are illegal.

7. proper driving position for drivers is recine the drivers seat so it rests against the rear passengers back seat. your right arm should be stiff, and contact the steering wheel at the 11 o’ clock postion. your head should be just barely visible (2-3″) above the drivers window. be sure to wear an oversized baseball cap to cover your appearance. acceptable teams are the redskins, wizards, and nationals.

8. you always have the right of way. if someone is exiting onto the highway, do not let them in. they have no right to be on your road.

9. there was an unmarked police car speed trap on 295 around the merge to 495, south of DC. the car is no longer there, but slow down to 10mph anyway. an imaginary police chopper may come from the sky and commandeer your vehicle.

10. slow down to 15 mph when approaching any flashing squad car lights or accident. gape intensely at the scene until you figure out what happenned. ignore they other cars behind you. they are not important. if a cop has pulled someone over on the side of the road, slow down to 30 mph below the speed limit. you may magically get pulled over also.

some further general advice. do not drive around dc in the new york avenue area. you will die. also do not drive around baltimore north of inner harbor by the row houses. you will die. if you are from virginia, you must drive faster than all the other drivers in our state in your convertable or luxury suv, and look annoyed when one of our uncivilized drivers does not give you the right of way (refer back to rule 4).

this is not a complete list. it is constantly changing and being updated. suggestions are welcome.